The School of Lesbianism

Coming from a background of boyfriends as I do, my first experiences with girls were on a 'get it when I could' basis, usually with bi-curious or straight, 'friends of a friend'.

I ran the busiest pub in a small town and although the plentiful supply of alcohol helped smooth the way to success, my profile as town landlady (as well as girlfriend of the landlord) meant that the experiences I did have were usually quick, fumbling affairs in the office or cellar. I was over a barrel in every way.

I moved to London and with the help of a new best mate, took full advantage of what the girl bars of Soho had to offer. One night after successfully luring 2 girls back to our flat, I became fully aware of what an amateur I was.

My friend and co-lurer, snuck into my room and asked if I had any lube they could use. "Er no. Do you need it?!" I innocently asked. "Well Im not going to let her fist me without it" she replied.

And right there, I was got by the fear. Apart from the bits that came naturally I realised I had a lot to learn about one of lifes most pondered mysteries, how DO lesbians have sex?

I set about my research in earnest, reading books (no internet) and waiting until drunk to grill my friend. Being the conscientious individual I am, I was keen to apply my new knowledge to practical situations, and am glad to report I am now the shizzle.

For heterosexuals and gay men there are images and references of how sex goes, everywhere. But in a world where lesbians are under-represented, and mis-represented half the time anyway how does a lesbian in training get to know the ropes without a much more experienced partner?

I regularly get emails from followers telling me they are just discovering new ways of having sex well into their 40’s and 50’s. Things are different now, and young gay girls have access to so much more information but unless sites talk about the really intimate stuff the mystery of ‘what DO lesbians do in bed’ will continue to remain, even to lesbians themselves.

VS